20 Dad Jokes That'll Get Your Eyes Rolling

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Ada Elder
May 13, 2018 5:00 PM EDT

These are the most classic of classic bad dad jokes. Send 'em to every dad you know. Or just every person in your list of email contacts. Or stop strangers on the street and tell them a joke (if they look like they need to hear one). Honestly, these jokes are so bad/good that everyone deserves to hear them. If you still need more father humor, here are some Bad Jokes or check out these Cringeworthy Dad Jokes.

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  • 01
    Red - How do you know how heavy a red hot chili pepper is? Give it a weigh, give a weigha give it a weigh now..
    via Facebook
  • 02
    Text - My wife told me she actually likes the way I look with a beard. I told her, "Yeah, it's growing on me"
    via Facebook
  • 03
    Text - Boss: "How good are you at PowerPoint?" Me: "I Excel at it." Boss: "Was that a Microsoft Office pun?" Me: "Word"
    via Facebook
  • 04
    Sea turtle - What did the seal with a broken arm say to the shark? Do not consume if seal is broken
    via Facebook
  • 05
    Font - Wednesday Thursday Lused to have a job at ca calendarfactory... was fired because ltook a couple of days off. 13 14
    via Facebook
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    White - Want to hear a joke about paper? Never mind it's tearable.
    via Facebook
  • 07
    Citric acid - Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill? Because it ran out of juice
    via Facebook
  • 08
    Food - Have you all heard about the top secret bakery? It's on a knead to dough basis.
    via Facebook
  • 09
    Pen - Never trust omeone with graph pape... They're always plotting something
    via Facebook
  • 10
    Text - My dad always used to say, The sky's the limit!" Which is probably why he got fired from his job at N.A.S.A
    via Facebook
  • 11
    Child - If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
    via Facebook
  • 12
    Water - I wanted to tell you my chemistry joke... but I was afraid that l'd get the wrong reaction
    via Facebook
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  • 14
    Stethoscope - I told my doctor that I broke my arm in two places. He told me to stop going to those places. LAMAL
    via Facebook
  • 15
    Product - Why was the lawyer broke? She kept giving away free trials.
    via Facebook
  • 16
    Footwear - My Dad died due to us not being able to remember his blood type. As he died, hekept insisting that we "be positive", but it's hard without him.
    via Facebook
  • 17
    Text - OMELD oc AUHTS/9. Interviewer asked meif l'd be a good waiter Well, you could say bring a lot to the table.
    via Facebook
  • 18
    Text - What kind of person wears two watches at once? Someone with too much time on their hands
    via Facebook
  • 19
    Bald eagle - What did the Canadian eagle say? "I'm soary"
    via Facebook
  • 20
    Did you know alligators can grow up to 15 feet? But most have 4
    via Facebook

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